emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a god

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mainheaux:

Me and my little brother do free style rapping for fun and I always cheat and do nicki minaj verses cuz he doesn’t know nicki minaj songs and he thinks I’m such a good rapper and always says I should record my own song…. I’m a piece of shit

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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bobbyhoying:

There’s 100,000 signatures to get Justin Bieber deported it’s like shit imagine if people got that angry about like…uh important things?